So college is great. Only....being a super conservative university and blocking basically any website considered 'inappropriate', Deviantart was inaccessible and I am only now able to update this wonderful journal (the website has since been un-blocked...kind of like Youtube, lolz). But....as I'm in college, not much really to report. I love it here. LOVE IT! My roommates rock, the mountains rock, the campus rocks, the guys rock.....pretty much everything rocks.
ANYway.....the culture here in Provo, UT, a.k.a the World's Most Naive Bubble,is perhaps unlike any other culture I think I will ever come across again. Here's some examples.

Little Things that Remind Me Every Day that I'm in Provo:
1.) I went to my friend's off-campus appartment for a visit last week. The refrigerator is entirely hidden beneath overlapping marriage announcements.
2.) I turn on the local news expecting to see the latest updates in Iraq or Obama's newest postulations on our tumbling economy. Instead, I get "This just in! The latest of the Joseph Smith Papers has finally been released to the general public!"
3.) Typical conversation starter: "My name is ________. Where did you serve *your* mission?"
4.) I've discovered that caffeine-free mountain dew DOES exist!
5.) The population of twenty year old males is virtually non-existent.
6.) Our rowdy next door neighbors have been blasting music for late hours into the night, and we can hear it through our paper thin walls. No, it's not screamo or sca, but the timeless Beethoven and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Yes, I said Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
7.) I can go clubbing anywhere in Provo. They're alcohol-free!